I certainly hope that with seven trained professionals working to solve the case of the achy breaky back, someone is sure to crack the case! Here’s who I’m currently seeing for this issue:
- Primary Care Physician
- Chiropractor
- Orthopaedist
- Neurosurgeon
- Acupuncturist
- Personal Trainer
- Massage Therapist
If you can think of any other type of healer that I should be seeing, by all means let me know!
Here’s what I’ve been doing:
- Anti-inflammatory drugs (not working)
- Chiropractic manipulations (apparently not working!)
- Wishful thinking
- Stretching sessions (should be good, but often feel bad afterwards)
- Getting out of the house on weekends to avoid cabin fever
- Walking/elliptical (backwards) to keep joints moving (feels good, but not fixing anything)
- Looking at old marathon/triathlon pictures with a healthy dose of melancholy
- MRI (results show it’s not another ruptured disk.. hooray!.. however, it might be worse that there is no visible problem to treat).
- Core strengthening (always a good thing)
- Swimming
- Asking my cats to walk on my back
- Deep tissue massage (coming up tomorrow. Jeff Cope at The Mindful Body has a way of making back pain go away. Let’s hope he hasn’t lost his touch!) Acupuncture (first session yesterday, next session Saturday. Feeling a little better today!)
- Having pity parties
- Sitting on a swiss ball, an air disk on my seat, a kneeling chair, and kneeling on the floor (none of which really worked for more than 15 minutes).
- Eating macaroni and cheese every day
- Asked BGI to Pimp My Desk with a hydraulic lift so that I could stand or sit and work
Here’s my new Zero-Gravity chair. Fancy, huh? Okay, so it looks like a reclining lawn chair. It’s kind of comfy, but I don’t think I’m going to keep it. I really want a LA-Z-BOY, darn it. I think I’m going to go get one and use my lower back pain to rationalize it. When else will I have such a great justification? It sure beats all of this laying-on-the-living-room-floor that I’ve been doing!
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